Mr. Evan

So I forgot to mention that my big cousin Evan was on that fishing trip with me. Me and old Evan sure have some good ole times, some times a bit odd but good times. I tried to wake him up early in the morning to hit the stream but he didn't seem to be ready yet. Its ok though, I have done that many times to him haha. Anyways our first fun thing that happened when we hit that darn Starbucks for a restroom stop. I didn't plan on getting anything to eat or drink but I did and thats how you heard about that wonderful cake donut. MMhmm. So while we were there and I was doctoring up my coffee I asked the server for some milk for mine. Well Evan noticed the half/half machine by the door so I decided to use that instead. Big mistake.. I tell you these expensive machines they come up with to perform the simplest of tasks just bewilders me. They could spend what 50 dollars on a small refrigerator with a gallon of milk in it? Instead they have this souped up espresso machine that shoots cold milk down at your cup. Now keep in mind I have just put a hot cup of coffee under this complex machine. I push the button and WOOSH here comes the milk. It shoots this stuff so hard it splashes coffee all over me and stupid me does it again when there isn't enough milk. That has to be a lawsuit waiting to happen. I am surprised there isn't a "Use at your own risk" sign on it. Anyways back to the fishing! Evan did well and we kept some fish. After we get home he takes his little fishies back to his house to cook for the lovely Cole. Now this girl... I have no idea what her ethnicity is but she guards it with the power of the CIA. It must be a pretty important one like moon man or something. She is a hottie though and her and Evan should make some wonderful White/Moon Man babies. Pretty cool if you ask me. We can teach him or her how to fish.